Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:
- a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
- a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does
you can do this girl
be as resilient as your vagina
shine bright like a ‘gina
Why the vagina is better than the penis. XD Oh. My. God. I needed this today. “Shine bright like a ‘gina”!
Ahh, I forgot to mention this after all the Coven excitement—! The Valentine print is also available for sale as well!♥
I do not need this but OH do I want it! T_T If you’re a child of the 80s and/or a Marilyn Monroe fan it just has sooo much more meaning (and I’m both!).
In the 1950s, the popular nightclub, Mocambo would not book Ella Fitzgerald because she was black. Fortunately for Ella, she had a powerful and unlikely benefactor Marilyn Monroe. “I owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt…it was because of her that I played the Mocambo, a very popular nightclub in the ’50s. She personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she promised she would take a front table every night. She told him – and it was true, due to Marilyn’s superstar status – that the press would go wild. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. The press went overboard. After that, I never had to play a small jazz club again. She was an unusual woman – and ahead of her time and she didn’t know it.” – Ella Fitzgerald
mmm i just love me some white saviorism
because Monroe was just the best person ever for not being a racist
people really need to stop with this shit. you dont get a cookie for not being racist. at all. like can you imagine if in 50 years people posted shit like this praising Katy Perry for being friends with Rihanna. get the fuck outta here with that.
Wait. What? Now is not then. Katy Perry and Rihanna are not Ella Fitzgerald and Marilyn Monroe.
These are Ella Fitzgerald’s own words. Don’t discount her feelings on the matter. Yes, you don’t get a cookie for not being a racist. But this was a time when people didn’t usually call out this sort of racism. Ella says it there in her own words: Marilyn was “ahead of her time and didn’t know it.” Fitzgerald was in a situation where she had no power. Where most POC performers had no power. And many white performers had no interest or cared too much for their own careers to call bullshit when they saw it.
This isn’t a story about white saviorism. This is a fond memory of Ella Fitzgerald’s, where she recalls one woman stepping up for another.
Wow… this is how you know just how young Tumblr people can be. Some of the comments above are just ridiculous (at the top).
“like can you imagine if in 50 years people posted shit like this praising Katy Perry for being friends with Rihanna. get the fuck outta here with that.”
Are you fucking SHITTING me? Are you seriously trying to compare Rihanna with Ella Fitzgerald? When Rihanna can’t perform in a club because she’s black, THEN come talk to me. Wow, are you fucking dumb.
Your keyboard is now Daft Punk…
this is not a video, click on it
^ LOL literally i was doing that haha
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
One of the single greatest things ever.
AAAAAAAHHHHH! This is too fucking cool!
can i just
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my God. IT’S FOUR YEARS OF YOUR FUCKING LIFE. GET OVER IT! “and their hindsight becomes so focused and narrow that it couldn’t see the period at the end of this sentence.” Uh, right… and as a teenager yours isn’t? You act like you have no life beyond high school. Do you think when you’re 40 you’re going to look back and be like, aw man, I’m still so sad about all that shit from 25 years ago. No. Quit sounding like the whiny bitch you are and get a fucking job. “You’re expected to start holding up responsibilities, but under their rules.” When you pay for shit, maybe you can have a fucking opinion. Your parents put up with your whiny bullshit for 18+ fucking years while having to pay to listen to it and THEN still send your stupid ass to college. Oh, but you’re right… life is SOOOO fucking hard for you. Well here’s some advice from an adult…. FUUUUUUUCK you.
“Yeah, hi, I’m @Hamlet_Machine and I’m awesome. Oh this old thing from 9 years ago? Yep, I was awesome then too.” [No, she didn’t really say that but she might as well have! XD]
Me: *whale noises*
Still makes me laugh. Today seems like a good day to bring this back around. :-)
“Usually” offensive. XD When is it not, exactly? BTW, this is from Merriam-Webster.
I’m starting to think my Korean dictionary iPhone app might be a little racist. XD Chink? What the hell, Korea?
HAWKEYE drawn by SOTO!
As much as I love the butt in this drawing, I love the faces of the guys in the background even more. XD